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Who's Been Eating All The Pies?
A pie in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Who ate all the pies Who ate all the pies You fat bastard You fat bastard You ate all the pies Melodiously sung to the tune of "Knees up Mother Brown". Typically heard at football matches where one of the players pie eating skills (evidenced by their waistline) is on display. Recent examples being Paul Gascoine and Matthew Le-Tissier.	The sunflower makes a genuinely hideous pie. Not to be recommended for true pie fans.
A pie in time saves starvation
An empty pie makes no sense at all
A rolling pie gathers no sauce
The early bird gets the pie
Many hands make lots of pies
Too many chefs spoil the pie
The best pies in life are free